I’m the human equivalent of that one song you can’t skip—equal parts catchy and deep. Swipe right if you Can
— handle my 5'0 but will fight you over pineapple on pizza 😌
— Know how to grill the perfect burger (or at least pretend to)
— I will steal your hoodie. No, you can’t have it back.
- I will cry if the dog dies in the movie. Judge me.
- My cooking skills range from Michelin-star worthy to call the fire department.