
Honestly, I wish I could post a photo album of every scammer I’ve dealt with on here — it’d look like the world’s saddest parade. With 15 years of OSINT, I can spot a fake before her scripted ‘Hello dear, switch to WhatsApp?’ even loads.
Guys, beware: I haven’t met a real woman here yet — not one — so I’ll be flagging the fakes to help UptownDate take out the trash. Some of these profiles aren’t even trying… it’s like they’re speed-running stupidity.
But if you’re an actual woman — someone who can text like you have a pulse or even use a real phone call — you might just be the rare gem I’m here for.
If you’re genuine, message me. If you’re fake, save us both time and go scam someone who can’t spell ‘OSINT.’ And don’t ask for money — the only woman I’d ever support is my girlfriend or my wife, and last I checked… both those roles are still up for grabs